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Country Uncle Christmas Gathering 2009
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A Christmas Wish From Tony KE4PK
A COUNTRY UNCLE'S STYLE CHRISTMAS
'TWAS THE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS AND THE UNCLES' DID SAY,
LET'S HAVE LUNCH, WE'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY, LET'S DO IT TODAY.
UNCLE VAN WANTED SHRIMP, AND EVERYONE AGREED
TO GO TO THE MARIETTA FISH MARKET FOR A LUNCHEON FEED.
IT SEEMS THAT SANTA SENT A MESSAGE OF THINGS TO COME
WITH SMALL GIFTS FOR A FEW, AND WARNINGS TO SOME !
AND THOSE WHO HAD BEEN GOOD, GOT CANDY AND A PAT ON THE HEAD,
THE REST GOT COAL, AND A PROMISE OF A CHRISTMAS TO DREAD.
IT SEEMS THAT ONE UNCLE WHO FIRST WANTED THIS LUNCH
WOULDN'T COME TO THE EPICENTER TO EAT WITH THIS BUNCH.
WHEN SANTA HEARD THIS HE HAD BUT ONE THING TO SAY,
"A CERTAIN PIPE SMOKER WILL GET NOTHING CHRISTMAS DAY."
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